I am, and always will be.
This Is Sam. Welcome to
Where nothing is safe.
lvpvsinfabvla:

I haven’t read Homestuck but I love Gamzee.
It’s the first troll I’ve ever drawn in my life. 

ReAd It, It’Ll… ChAnGe YoUr LiFe, Or SoMeThInG

lvpvsinfabvla:

I haven’t read Homestuck but I love Gamzee.

It’s the first troll I’ve ever drawn in my life. 

ReAd It, It’Ll… ChAnGe YoUr LiFe, Or SoMeThInG

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Anonymous asked: just so you know you spelled 'where' wrong in your bio


Answer:

thank you concerned citizen, I have promptly fixed it and edited it to more accurate description

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1 week ago

beyoncempire:

when u accidentally laugh at a joke about u

image

(via autumnception)

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2 weeks ago

When you find out the shy girl is a freak

prettyboyshyflizzy:

Me: so what u tryna do image

Her: idk… im not really experienced but theres some things i wanna try..

Me: like what

Her: I dont wanna say…. im shy…

Me:  It’s ok i dont judge

Her:  Well …. oh gosh um… i kinda want u to tie me to the bed and fuck my throat until i cant breathe

Me:

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(via lorddniggy)

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2 weeks ago
Anonymous asked: I don't want to start controversy, but most of the United States budget is spent on defense, not war


Answer:

officialunitedstates:

I can assure you that that info-graphic is 100% real and not made quickly in Microsoft Excel by someone who has no idea what he is talking about.

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2 weeks ago

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

(via autumnception)

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animalcell:


recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign

animalcell:

recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign

(Source: reddlr-trees, via mouse334)

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